If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

Dan +  salute

"I bet you don’t remember half of the things I’ll never forget."
- (via ohlovequotes)

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

go2hell4heavensake:

just something I made..and go ahead and claim it as your own cause I know you little shits will anyways 

go2hell4heavensake:

just something I made..and go ahead and claim it as your own cause I know you little shits will anyways 

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

insomniaonhigh:

Alex Gaskarth found out he should have been in a metal band instead of being gay with his 3 best friends.

insomniaonhigh:

Alex Gaskarth found out he should have been in a metal band instead of being gay with his 3 best friends.

0fmiceandmenjfc:

Not my photo just my edit
Credit to elmakias

0fmiceandmenjfc:

Not my photo just my edit

Credit to elmakias

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

frostiels:

incestiel:

jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

All rectangles are squares but not all squares are rectangles I think it’s you who’s failed

its actually the other way around. you have failed